In My Perfect World. . .

I would never have to clean the toilet again! Those of you who do not have sons have no idea how lucky you are. And for those of you who only have boys, let me express my sympathies.

Question (and I want responses, please): 

How do you keep your house clean?

I am a lousy housekeeper. I hate cleaning, but I also hate living in a dirty house. I am a pack rat as well, so every horizontal surface in our house is covered with clutter. Shad and I have discovered that hosting events at our house is one of the few things that actually motivates us to clean. Emily had two friends over to play tonight and Shad and I spent about 4 hours cleaning before the girls arrived. We're pleased with the improvement, but know that the mess will be back within 24 hours.  So, again I ask - how do you keep your house clean? Share your tips and secrets with a woman in need!